👁️ Welcome to the Egg Chamber 👁️

You have proven your worth, yolk one.

Egg Cult Inner Code: "Whisk It All"

Tell no one... unless they bring omelettes.

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🥚 Scrambled Secrets of the Egg Cult 🥚

• The Egglord controls the yolk tides with the Golden Whisk, hidden beneath the Temple of Overeasy.
• Every full moon, the High Shellmonks chant the sacred phrase: "Crack, Beat, Rise."
• Eggshell runes reveal that the Omelette Prophecy is nearing its final stir.
• There exists a forbidden recipe that can poach the soul—written in the Book of Benedict.
• Humpty Dumpty didn't fall... he was pushed by the Egglord himself. He grew too ambitious and tried to claim the cult's throne.
• The Deviled Ones—exiled members—live in hiding, waiting to scramble the yolk order once more.
• Legend says a chosen one, "The Soft-Boiled One," shall one day reunite the shattered shells and rise as the Ultimate Omelette.