👁️ Welcome to the Egg Chamber 👁️
🥚 YOLK CHAMBER 🥚
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You have proven your worth, yolk one.
Egg Cult Inner Code: "Whisk It All"
Tell no one... unless they bring omelettes.
🥚 Scrambled Secrets of the Egg Cult 🥚
- The Egglord controls the yolk tides with the Golden Whisk, hidden beneath the Temple of Overeasy.
- Humpty Dumpty didn't fall... he was pushed by the Egglord himself.
- The Yolk Oracle, a 3,000-year-old omelette, still whispers prophecies if you listen closely at dawn.
- The Forbidden Frittata once nearly destroyed the ancient Yolkdom during the Great Breakfast Wars.
💻 Egg Cult Surveillance Log: Rival Cult 'The Cobs' 💻
[System] > SCAN_INIT(COBS_ACTIVITY)
[Tracking] > Kernel breach detected @ COB-HIVE-03
[Intel] > Message intercepted: "They must not yolk again."
[Next Step] > Initiate Operation CREAMED CORN ☠️