⚠️ THE WATCHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING ⚠️
If you're reading this, you were not supposed to.
[WATCHER LOG - FILE 001]
> The Egg Cult is not what they claim.
> Behind the yolks and rituals... lies control.
> Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall. He was silenced.
> The Golden Egg is real. It’s not a symbol... it’s a weapon.
> I've intercepted transmissions from inside the Yolk Temple.
> They're planning something on the next full moon.
> The Egg Lord is not the original. The real one... vanished.
> What walks among them now is a shell.
[SURVEILLANCE TAP - INNER CIRCLE CHAT]
> "Begin scrambling sequence. No witnesses."
> "Reinforce the shell. The Watchers are near."
[FILE 002 - SLANDER COMPILED]
> The Egg Cult feeds off your belief like parasites.
> They scramble minds, poach free will, and devour truth.
> Their rituals? A smokescreen. Their yolks? Bait.
> The Egg Lord? A puppet shell controlled by older yolks.
[FILE 003 - FINAL WARNING]
> Do not chant. Do not join. Do not yolk.
> DELETE THIS FILE OR BECOME ONE OF THEM.
> The shell is cracking.
> The watchers are rising.