The sacred yolks of laughter and prophecy.
Level 1: Eating eggs → Level 4: Controlling reality through yolk
Boyfriend: Internet Memes | Other Girl: Joining the Egg Cult
"Humpty was pushed. Change my mind."
Drake: Not cracking eggshells ❌ | Ritual cracking under moonlight ✅
You forgot your yolk chant. The Egg Lord is watching. 👁️🥚